March 2012
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February 2012
Sigh I am not good with titles.
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever read oh my god
I feel nauseous at the thought of not seeing Mayday Parade, We The Kings, and The Downtown Fiction. I need to go. Someone please go with me.
Ugh I need to find someone to go to Mayday Parade with me I will cry if I can’t go I need to go
